Hahahaha... is today a bad day for you? or is it a happy day?
Worry not...I came across this webpage where cabin crew shared their personal experience on the STUPIDEST questions/incidents on board that they encountered on their flights. Please do note that majority of them were from American/European based airlines.
Laugh hard.....laugh harder *MUAHAHAHAHA
It smells bad in here, could you open a window? (on ground, but still...)
When passengers pointed at the glass of water and asked "What is that?"
I would say "It's straight vodka, we want everyone passed out now!" *muahahaha... reminds me of the water vs vodka incident
"Excuse me...do you happen to know what the name of that cute looking island down there is?"
Answer-after checking with the flight crew- "yes ma'm, that's Africa!"
"Where is row 20?"
"Turn right, walk all the way down past row 19. If you get to row 21, you've gone too far."
Pax: "Where are we?"
Without any hesitation no matter who asks, I always reply with a smile, "In the air, exactly where we should be."
Pax: "Pardon me, are we stuck in a cloud?"
"Calm down sir. I said we were out of chicken not fuel"
When the pax ask "What city is that?" my Favorite is Dilligaf, ..... ( fill in the state) = Do I Look Like I Give A %$^&, Iowa
FA: "Chicken or beef"
Pax: "How is the chicken?"
FA: "It's dead, Sir"
"I don't need a landing card for the United Kingdom, do I?"...
"Aare you ending your journey here at Heathrow Airport?"
"No, I'm not staying in the United Kingdom, I'm going to London"
Made your day?