Tuesday, May 27, 2008

why we stay single ;P

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.

WHY?



Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.



1. Men are like.. Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.. Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like.. Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like.. Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like.. Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.. Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like.. Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like.. Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like.. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like.. Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like.. Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like.. Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like.. Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Posted by Ddee at 9:20 PM