Tuesday, May 27, 2008
why we stay single ;P
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like.. Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.. Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like.. Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like.. Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like.. Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like.. Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like.. Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like.. Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like.. Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.. Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like.. Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like.. Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like.. Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Posted by Ddee at 9:20 PM