Thursday, March 01, 2007

hey life

I am bored..again! I gotta admit that I am easily bored.

I dislike writing report...again! And again, I dislike writing report, especially when there are so many things to put down that I have no idea how to put and organize the points nicely and make it readers-friendly.

So now I am bored and I dislike writing report. Therefore, I decided to update the blog to avoid writing report and make me feel less bored??

Well, my Japanese friends just paid me a visit a few days back. I was busy being a tour guide and did not have time to do my things [especially when you do not have a laptop to carry around]. We travelled to numerous places in Singapore, managed to find some cool places that I never knew existed before *haha* and yeah..I had lotsa fun albeit the burning hole on my purse. I will update again on this with her pics ^^ coz now I have to go back to report. Sigh~

Geez..aza aza!

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Owh...If you think our daily products are genderless, think again!

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

Labels: Cr*p, SiGh~

Posted by Ddee at 10:21 PM